nyihihihihihi ... NYOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHA that was SO funny! the way it exploded was simply amazing and the expression on that guy's face ... i'm dying, help me, this is so amazing! hm ... i better get serious. ehehe ... who am i kidding, i can't be serious!
many people would say i'm insane. i don't know why. is it the fact, that i have a coffin in my house? it's not like i'm there all the time, i only sleep there and have my afternoon snacks. and also cats. and sometimes even dogs go inside and take a nap. or maybe they think i actually use a stoller to scare the birds away. i only did that once. but i found out that the trolley does the job better, it's louder. and stealing a trolley isn't even that easy, you know, new york's macy's has a good security sistem. to be honest, it was one hell of a ride to the airport! nyahahaha ... hehe ...
my biggest disappointment in my life was so tragic. i was riding a unicorn, we were dancing on a rainbow and then i suddenly woke up and realized i was dreaming. and i always wanted a unicorn! a big, fluffy one with a long tail and nice teeth. and i believe one day i will get it.
people would also say i'm crazy. which basically means the same as insane so i don't bother with that. and again, i don't really know why they think that. a toiled in my backyard is not that outstanding and i do not use it like some people think. it's for my cats and dogs so they don't drink from the one i actually do use. hm, i'm starting to think they found out about my hidden treasure, buried under a small graveyard i have. i better move it ... oh, also, i heard someone saying that i should join a circus. i did! but they fired me due to my incredible ability to burn down the tent every time i spit fire.
sometimes i pretend to be a grim reaper which i always wanted to be SO BADLY! but i am not. instead i have to kill those innocent dead people who probably deserve to live if you ask me. i mean, come on. i can't just kill. it's almost the same as if i burned down the whole planet. which i haven't quite managed to do yet.
but i know that i am awesome. seriously, what is not awesome about coming to work every day with a trolley? and how awesome it is to scare people when you're sneeking around at night, dressed as death or a giant bat! nyaaaaa you should see those faces they almost make me pee but i always cry and sometimes even roll on floor because they are so funny! and how awesome it is to just laugh and be relaxed.